14
May

The Wisdom of a Founding Father

  1. Alexander Hamilton’s son dies in a duel that takes place in Weehawken, New Jersey in 1802.
  2. Alexander Hamilton responds by helping to pass a law that makes dueling illegal in New York.
  3. Alexander Hamilton dies in a duel that takes place in Weekhawken, New Jersey in 1804.

Genius.

03
Apr
01
Apr

ladyhistory:

I’m pretty sure I lost count of how many times I lost it while making this. That, and I may have ruined the movie.

LOLZ

29
Mar
Please tell me that’s not an iMac on Kim Jong-un’s desk.
You’re using an Apple product to plot nuclear strikes against the U.S.? Cute.

Please tell me that’s not an iMac on Kim Jong-un’s desk.

You’re using an Apple product to plot nuclear strikes against the U.S.? Cute.

14
Mar

I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

27
Feb
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don’t impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
- Larry David
23
Feb
Early on, Woodstock had been very hospitable to us. I had actually discovered the place long before moving there. …I had bought [a house] later on, and it was in this same house that intruders started to break in day and night. Tensions mounted almost immediately and peace was hard to come by. At one time the place had been a quiet refuge, but now, no more. Roadmaps to our homestead must have been posted in all fifty states for gangs of dropouts and druggies. Moochers showed up from as far away as California on pilgrimages. Goons were breaking into our place all hours of the night. At first, it was merely the nomadic homeless making illegal entry—seemed harmless enough, but then rogue radicals looking for the Prince of Protest began to arrive—unaccountable-looking characters, gargoyle-looking gals, scarecrows, stragglers looking to party, raid the pantry. Peter LaFarge, a folksinger friend of mine, had given me a couple of Colt single-shot repeater pistols, and I also had a clip-fed Winchester blasting rifle around, but it was awful to think about what could be done with those things. The authorities, the chief of police (Woodstock had about three cops) had told me that if anyone was shot accidentally or even shot at as a warning, it would be me that would be going to the lockup. Not only that, but creeps thumbing their boots across our roof could even take me to court if any of them fell off. This was so unsettling. I wanted to set fire to these people.
- Bob Dylan, Chronicles: Volume One
20
Feb
wateringgoodseeds:

There you go again!
What’s really going on, according to the Maddow Blog:

Nearly a decade ago, the University of Chicago purchased an old apartment building so the property could be used as a parking lot for its medical school. The Commission on Chicago Landmarks considered appeals to preserve the building — Reagan lived in an apartment for less than a year when he was four — but concluded that the site “is not associated with Mr. Reagan during his active and productive years.”
So, the building will be torn down and the University of Chicago Medical Center will have more parking. Why is this politically interesting? It’s not. What does it have to do with Obama? Nothing.
But to hear some on the right tell it, Obama taught at the school, and First Lady Michelle Obama was on the university board, so maybe the president’s library will be on campus, and maybe the library will use this new parking lot.
Which would be outrageous. Or something.


lol. I can imagine Obama wearing a construction hat and grinning as he drives a bulldozer straight through the living room of Reagan’s home.  

wateringgoodseeds:

There you go again!

What’s really going on, according to the Maddow Blog:

Nearly a decade ago, the University of Chicago purchased an old apartment building so the property could be used as a parking lot for its medical school. The Commission on Chicago Landmarks considered appeals to preserve the building — Reagan lived in an apartment for less than a year when he was four — but concluded that the site “is not associated with Mr. Reagan during his active and productive years.”

So, the building will be torn down and the University of Chicago Medical Center will have more parking. Why is this politically interesting? It’s not. What does it have to do with Obama? Nothing.

But to hear some on the right tell it, Obama taught at the school, and First Lady Michelle Obama was on the university board, so maybe the president’s library will be on campus, and maybe the library will use this new parking lot.

Which would be outrageous. Or something.

lol. I can imagine Obama wearing a construction hat and grinning as he drives a bulldozer straight through the living room of Reagan’s home.  

14
Feb
Source
10
Feb
04
Feb

shortformblog:

This is either the greatest or worst television interview that we’ve ever seen. An argument could probably be made for both. More importantly, the victim described in Kai’s story was hospitalized with a broken leg, but is expected to make a full recovery. He’s also choosing to remain unidentified at this time. Thankfully, Kai didn’t make the same choice. (Note: NSFW language, but OMG … just watch it.) source

30
Jan

I have felt negatively about people who seem like they are bragging about drug use in order to be perceived a certain way, but generally I feel more irritated by people who brag about their sobriety.

If I left drug use out of my writing, I would be hiding something about myself so that people wouldn’t judge me.

I also don’t feel like there is anything particularly “cool” about the way I do drugs. Most of the time I am taking various pills alone in my room. I like pills because they aren’t demanding or inconsistent. I usually spend the first half of my drug binges desperately trying to become motivated enough to be productive, but eventually resign to staring at porn for three hours and feeling good about my inevitable death.

18
Jan

It’s the weekend!

In celebration, here’s a Larry David GIF:

17
Jan
8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.
11
Jan
Sweet Jesus! I suspect this lifestyle would be a hideous idea for most journalists…though it would be interesting to see what George Will’s column would look like under such conditions.

Sweet Jesus! I suspect this lifestyle would be a hideous idea for most journalists…though it would be interesting to see what George Will’s column would look like under such conditions.

(via juliasegal)